Laugh of the Day - Jokes ,Funny pics: May 2012

Divine Golf - Funny and thought provoking joke.Have a beautiful sunday :)

Divine Golf - Funny and thought provoking joke.Have a beautiful sunday :) Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound. Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly toward the same water hazard. It landed... right in the center of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped the ball onto the green. The third guy got up and randomly whacked the ball. It headed out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there, it bounced onto the roof of a shack close by and rolled down into the gutter, down the drain spout, out onto the fairway and straight toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, the ball hit a stone and bounced out over the water onto a lily pad, where it rested quietly. Suddenly a very large bullfrog jumped up on a lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the cup for a hole in one. Moses turned to Jesus and said, “I hate playing with your Dad.”

Wonderful Definitions of Designations

Way of thinking - Wonderful Definitions of Designations - Remember reading this a few years back and found this funny,Superb thinking and nice comparison :)

Funny Irish Christening :)

Funny Irish Christening :) Paddy’s pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly 6 months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant... Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, ‘Ma’am, you had twins…a boy and a girl. The babies are fine, however, they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately, so your brother Paddy came in and named them’. The woman thinks to herself, ‘Oh suffering Jesus, no, not me brother, he’s a clueless idiot…’ Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, ‘Well, what’s my daughter’s name?’ ‘Denise’ says the doctor. The new mother is somewhat relieved, ‘Wow, that’s a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother’, she thought….’I really like Denise’ Then she asks, ‘What’s the boy’s name?’ The doctor replies ‘Denephew’.