So true :)

Smile

A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H.....I,J,K - Something to Smile :) A wife asked her husband to describe her. He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K'. She said, 'What does that mean?' He said, Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot'. She said, 'Oh that's so lovely. What about I, J, K ? He said-- I'm Just Kidding!!!

I didn't understand either .

Funny Notice :)

Funny Notice :)

A funny Stunning Senior moment - Something to think about :)

Divine Golf - Funny and thought provoking joke.Have a beautiful sunday :)

Divine Golf - Funny and thought provoking joke.Have a beautiful sunday :) Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound. Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly toward the same water hazard. It landed... right in the center of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped the ball onto the green. The third guy got up and randomly whacked the ball. It headed out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there, it bounced onto the roof of a shack close by and rolled down into the gutter, down the drain spout, out onto the fairway and straight toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, the ball hit a stone and bounced out over the water onto a lily pad, where it rested quietly. Suddenly a very large bullfrog jumped up on a lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the cup for a hole in one. Moses turned to Jesus and said, “I hate playing with your Dad.”

Wonderful Definitions of Designations

Way of thinking - Wonderful Definitions of Designations - Remember reading this a few years back and found this funny,Superb thinking and nice comparison :)

Funny Irish Christening :)

Funny Irish Christening :) Paddy’s pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly 6 months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant... Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, ‘Ma’am, you had twins…a boy and a girl. The babies are fine, however, they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately, so your brother Paddy came in and named them’. The woman thinks to herself, ‘Oh suffering Jesus, no, not me brother, he’s a clueless idiot…’ Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, ‘Well, what’s my daughter’s name?’ ‘Denise’ says the doctor. The new mother is somewhat relieved, ‘Wow, that’s a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother’, she thought….’I really like Denise’ Then she asks, ‘What’s the boy’s name?’ The doctor replies ‘Denephew’.

Life Before the Computer

Happy Weekend :)

Facebook does Dr Seuss - Funny rhyme...

Mid week humour, though there is plenty of truth to this one

Sometimes the Laziest ones are the smartest & funniest :)

Funny & may be true :)

latest innovation in office safety :)

It's the latest innovation in office safety. When your computer crashes, an air-bag is activated and you won't bang your head in frustration.

Some people are too clever and funny :)

0 to 200 in 6 Seconds - Funny story :)

0 to 200 in 6 Seconds - Funny story :)
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

Funny :)

Airport Security - Before and After.

Made me smile :)

Engineer in Hell:

Engineer in Hell:

An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and says, "You're an engineer you're in the wrong place."

So the engineer reports to the Gates of Hell and is welcomed. Soon, the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell; he begins to design and build improvements. Shortly thereafter, Hell has air conditioning, flush... toilets, and escalators. Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan and says, "So, how are things in Hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. And, there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

"What! You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have been sent to Hell... send him to me."

"Not a chance! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him!"

God insists, "Send him back or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And where are you going to get a lawyer?"

P.S - No Offense Meant

An Obedient and smart Wife

Found this story funny in a different way..[:)]
An Obedient and smart Wife -

There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, And was a real miser when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife...'
...
When I die, I want you to take all my money And put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife With me.'

And so he got his wife to promise him, with All of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.

Well, he died. :(

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket,

The wife said,
'Wait just a moment!'

She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the Casket down and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, 'Girl, I know you were not crazy enough to put all that money in there with Your husband.'

The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I'm a Christian;
I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into The casket with him.'

You mean to tell me you put that money In the casket with him!?!?!?'

'I sure did,' said the wife.

'I got it all together, put it into my account, And wrote him a Cheque....

If he can cash it, Then he can spend it.'!!!!

I bet you'll love this :)

Wireless Technology - For birds.......

Wireless Technology - For birds.......
Funny and very meaningful. Says it all for technology and our feathered friends.
Cartoon By : Morten Ingeman

This just brought a smile to my face today.[:)]

This just brought a smile to my face today.[:)]
Who is shooting whom? One with a weapon of destruction and negativity and the other with a tool for construction which can create a lot of positivity.A lot of meaning in this one pic.

This is so funny.I had a hearty laugh reading this.[:)]

:)

New Sign :

This just brought a smile to my face today.Cute babies and innocense of childhood...Have a great day All!!!

This one is funny too - A man and his wife on vacation.

Another very funny story...And it seems it is true!!!!!!!!!

Drink and Drive

This is so funny,loved it.....LOL!!!..Grandma rocks!!!

Found this funny

Notice in a Department...

New Sign Installed......

Funny MD :)