Saturday, March 3, 2012
0 to 200 in 6 Seconds - Funny story :)
0 to 200 in 6 Seconds - Funny story :)
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.
Engineer in Hell:
Engineer in Hell:
An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and says, "You're an engineer you're in the wrong place."
So the engineer reports to the Gates of Hell and is welcomed. Soon, the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell; he begins to design and build improvements. Shortly thereafter, Hell has air conditioning, flush... toilets, and escalators. Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan and says, "So, how are things in Hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. And, there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
"What! You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have been sent to Hell... send him to me."
"Not a chance! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him!"
God insists, "Send him back or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And where are you going to get a lawyer?"
P.S - No Offense Meant
An Obedient and smart Wife
Found this story funny in a different way..[:)]
An Obedient and smart Wife -
There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, And was a real miser when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife...'
...
When I die, I want you to take all my money And put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife With me.'
And so he got his wife to promise him, with All of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.
Well, he died. :(
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket,
The wife said,
'Wait just a moment!'
She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the Casket down and they rolled it away.
So her friend said, 'Girl, I know you were not crazy enough to put all that money in there with Your husband.'
The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I'm a Christian;
I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into The casket with him.'
You mean to tell me you put that money In the casket with him!?!?!?'
'I sure did,' said the wife.
'I got it all together, put it into my account, And wrote him a Cheque....
If he can cash it, Then he can spend it.'!!!!
Wireless Technology - For birds.......
Wireless Technology - For birds.......
Funny and very meaningful. Says it all for technology and our feathered friends.
Cartoon By : Morten Ingeman
This just brought a smile to my face today.[:)]
This just brought a smile to my face today.[:)]
Who is shooting whom? One with a weapon of destruction and negativity and the other with a tool for construction which can create a lot of positivity.A lot of meaning in this one pic.
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